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UNKNOWN SEAS R2 INVENTORY
Jan. 22nd, 2021 03:36 pmOn Her Person
❥ Caduceus Staff: A sacred artifact associated with Saint Cethleann. It is said she used it to tend to the wounded in the War of Heroes.
❥ Jimmy Bear: Flayn sewed herself a stuffed bear on Wednesday, Week 5 out of this fabric. He is lumpy, the seams were stitched on the outside and he was not turned inside-out, and generally is ugly. He has two black button eyes. Flayn loves him.
❥ Emily: Sara's Mimic. Flayn is taking care of her. We also have both of Emily's oufits and her hairbrush.
❥ Tiny Unnamed Bear: Flayn made a teddy for Emily specifically. He is in a holster of string that Emily can wear like a purse to bring him places.
❥ Dead Letters: Letters from Sara and Plumeria, found after their deaths.
❥ Funko Pop - A Funko Pop of one of your loved ones, namely Seteth! It’s… actually weirdly detailed, compared to the others. Collect them all!
Keeping
❥ Corkboard x6 - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
❥ Punk Jeans x4 - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
❥ Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.” Used to make a blanket for Emily.
❥ “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
❥ Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
❥ Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
❥ Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world.
❥ Bucket of Bricks - A plastic bucket with a lid full of small, colorful, interconnecting blocks. The only limit to what you can build is your imagination! No minifigures included, we’re not made of money.
❥ 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
❥ Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
❥ Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
❥ Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
❥ Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
❥ Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
❥ Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
❥ At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though.
❥ Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like Garreg Mach Monastery? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
❥ Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
❥ Waterfall Poster - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
❥ Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork. Used to make a pillow for Emily.
❥ Parkour 101 - A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment.
❥ Toy Laser Sword - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
❥ Antique Clasp: An expensive-looking clasp with an outdated design. It probably belongs to someone who is not up on trends. Received back from Yeager on Week 3, Tuesday
❥ Live Bait x5 - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank! I will figure out how to use this.
❥ Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
❥ The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck! Turned into a bed for Emily.
❥ Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor! Used to make a bedsheet for Emily.
❥ Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
❥ Nisse - A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home.
❥ Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
❥ Dusty Book of Fables: A well-loved book of children's fables. It probably belongs to someone who has fond memories associated with it. Received back from Zaveid on Week 3
❥ “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.
❥ Action Figure - A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period.
❥ Solum's Core - In its current unhatched state, it looks somewhere between a snail shell and an egg paperweight, and gives off a soft golden glow. It's not clear what it's for, but spend enough time with it and you'll wonder how you ever lived without it! Decus wants her to hold onto it, but not use it, so she will.
❥ Globe - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time!
❥ Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
❥ Air Tank - A tank of air suitable for diving. It would be a great help towards getting out of here… if it weren’t empty.
❥ “Social Distancing Device” x3 - A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing.
❥ Hat - A wide-brimmed red hat, perfect for completing an iconic look if you have a matching coat. Carmen's? Holding onto it.
❥ Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
❥ “Almond Flavoring” x4 - A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide. WE'RE GOING TO FIND A SAFE WAY TO DISPOSE OF THIS SHE KNOWS HOW TO READ.
❥ Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
❥ Marionette - An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view. Surprisingly fun to mix and match with each other!
❥ Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
❥ Sweet Apple Blend Tea: A tea blended with two types of apple peels. Elegant and sweet, it is popular among common folk and nobles alike.
❥ Forget-me-nots: A bundle of dried forget-me-not flowers, collected over time and tied with a pink ribbon. Some seem relatively fresher than others.
❥ Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this.
❥ Eyepatch - Yarr! Ye can be a real pirate now! Did you know eyepatches were used predominantly to improve eyesight in dark areas below deck? I’m pretty sure that’s true, anyway, someone told me that at a camp once.
❥ “Personal Space Reminder” - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
❥ Bible+ x2 - A copy of the Bible! Hang on, there’s an extra section at the back… why is there a number of uses for legumes in here? why is there a bunch of ads for SeaWorld in the second one?
❥ _____ in Wonderland - A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with yours. That’s the power of public domain, baby.
❥ An alternate outfit - This outfit is the height of Finnish mage fashion! But it's a little warm too.
❥ Diamond - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere.
❥ Starfleet Uniform: It's a Starfleet uniform! They come in red (command and navigation), blue (medical/science), and gold (engineering/communications). Which one will you wear? Go nuts, it's a classic cosplay!
Up For Grabs
❥ Bucket of Bricks x5- A plastic bucket with a lid full of small, colorful, interconnecting blocks. The only limit to what you can build is your imagination! No minifigures included, we’re not made of money.
❥ Ten-Gallon Hat x5 - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
❥ Free Trial Disc x4 - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
❥ Bootleg Bear Plush x5- A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
❥ Blobfish Kigurumi x5 - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world.
❥ Waterfall Poster x3 - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
❥ Labcoat x4 - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
❥ Nisse x6 - A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home.
❥ Foam Dart Pistol x4 - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
❥ Toy Laser Sword - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
❥ The Dreaded Knarrevik x5 - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
❥ Black Lotuss x3 - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
❥ Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin x3 - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
❥ Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
❥ 9999 in 1 Game Device x4 - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
❥ “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” x2 - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.
❥ Bathrobe x4 - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
❥ Stuffed Kangaroo x3 - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
❥ Air Tank x3 - A tank of air suitable for diving. It would be a great help towards getting out of here… if it weren’t empty.
❥ Distinguished Dress x3 - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing.
❥ Shovel x2- A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
❥ Chalkboard w/ chalk: Need to figure out how to make a philosopher's stone or try to figure out who dunnit? Writing things down can help both processes!
❥ Portrait: A small hexagonal device made of metal. If activated, it displays a holographic portrait of a woman in a Starfleet uniform.
❥ Parkour 101 x4- A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment.
❥ Action Figure x2- A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period.
❥ Wizard Hat x3 - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
❥ Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
❥ Orbs: Some simple, rainbow colored orbs. Something good might happen if you save them up.
❥ Incredible Soaking Device x2 - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this.
❥ Wetsuit x2- A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
❥ “Personal Space Reminder” - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
❥ Eyepatch - Yarr! Ye can be a real pirate now! Did you know eyepatches were used predominantly to improve eyesight in dark areas below deck? I’m pretty sure that’s true, anyway, someone told me that at a camp once.
❥ Velvet Cape x2- A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
❥ Red cloth cap: A round cap made of thick red cloth, surprisingly good at keeping your head warm.
❥ At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though.
Used or Given Away
❥Malört - A bottle of a foul-tasting liquor produced and distributed exclusively in Chicago, Illinois. It’s literally named after wormwood, if you don’t like strong and bitter alcohol you’ll probably have a bad time. All bottles received will be left at the bar
❥Hot Sauce - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk! All bottles received will be left at the bar
❥A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice! Left at the bar on Week 2, Monday
❥A Bag of Chocolate Chip Cookies - Homemade and full of chocolate-chip goodness! Ate these!
❥Hand-Made Paper - Just a loose stack of really fancy bespoke paper! To make those letters you write in case of your death really pop, you know? Used to make things for her corkboards and to write a letter to Seteth that was put in a bottle and thrown into the sea on Week 2, Wednesday. Will continue to use whenever received.
❥Hand Bra - Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world. Hiding these with the swimsuits up at the pool whenever they are received
❥Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one. Traded to Shard for tea and Swedish Fish on Week 2
❥BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque! All bottles received will be left at the Jimmy Buffet
❥Pin-Up Calendar? - A calendar for the year 2015, featuring lurid pictures of… various robots? Sorry, Data and Shard. Always hidden in the Art Room if received.
❥Silk Cut Cigarettes - A white, slightly crumpled box of cigarettes with a purple square on it. Smoking is bad for you, kids. Traded to Constantine for chocolate
❥Freeze-Dried Ice Cream - Pretend you’re an astronaut! Only available in vanilla, but there's an ad on the back for other flavors. Ate this!
❥An Egg - Can the vending machine offer you one of these in this trying time? Hard-boiled, at least. Ate it, but like, how long's it been in there...?
❥Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing! Drank this!
❥Number One Dime: AT LAST, VENGEANCE SHALL BE — wait, no, this is milk chocolate. Discovered this was a chocolate coin and fuckin ate it, deal with it Magica.
❥Box of Chocolates - Wow, it’s just like life! Careful not to grab the one that just kinda tastes like it’s full of shampoo. Giving all to Filbo for the Strabbies as of Week 4
❥Gingerbread House - A whole elegantly designed gingerbread house with all kinds of candy accents. Devours this.
❥Chessboard - Full chess set on a black and red board. Returned to 'Zero'
❥Diamond x2 - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere. Given to Constantine on Monday night, Week 4
❥Yeager's Weapon: Congratulations, you're now the owner of one massive scythe! How did this fit in the vending machine anyway?? Seems like it could usually transform, but a giant scythe is nothing to sneeze at. Returned to Yeager on Sunday, Week 5
❥Gummy Fish - A ziploc bag of red fish-shaped candy. Actually pretty good, if you like that sort of thing! Flayn has eaten them.
❥Mango - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this. Eats this!
❥Tricorder: It seems to be some kind of handheld computer. Judging from some of the buttons and the screens, perhaps a sort of sensor? Returned to Data on Sunday, Week 5
❥A Gallon of Seawater - Literally just some seawater spills out onto the floor from the mouth of the vending machine. Why this? It just soaks her when it comes out, this stinks.
❥Charlie Pants - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown. Hidden in a cabinet in the arts room whenever received. Decus likely has properly disposed of at least one.
❥I Can’t Believe it’s Not Margarine! - A single stick of unsalted butter. Better refrigerate it. Left at the Jimmy Buffet whenever received.
❥Shield of Heliodor: The legendary symbol of the greatest knights of Heliodor. Given to Jasper.
❥Token of Fealty — A shiny gold pendant that looks as though it has been well cared for. Given to Jasper.
❥Pizza - A pizza for one person, with a completely random assortment of toppings. Left out at the Jimmy Buffet, did try one slice.
❥Coconut - It’s a coconut. Secretly, as a food famous for floating, it’s suffering more than any of you, but it refuses to complain… Left at the Jimmy Buffet. She doesn't know how to eat this.
❥_____ in Wonderland - A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with yours. That’s the power of public domain, baby. Put it in the library, she already has a copy.
❥Gideon: A cat. Hates you, but likes fishburger patties. Returned to Scott
❥Gamer Fuel - It’s.... a salt shaker? Full of salt? Puts it with animatronic Jimmy Buffet at his bar so he has his lost shaker of salt.
❥ Caduceus Staff: A sacred artifact associated with Saint Cethleann. It is said she used it to tend to the wounded in the War of Heroes.
❥ Jimmy Bear: Flayn sewed herself a stuffed bear on Wednesday, Week 5 out of this fabric. He is lumpy, the seams were stitched on the outside and he was not turned inside-out, and generally is ugly. He has two black button eyes. Flayn loves him.
❥ Emily: Sara's Mimic. Flayn is taking care of her. We also have both of Emily's oufits and her hairbrush.
❥ Tiny Unnamed Bear: Flayn made a teddy for Emily specifically. He is in a holster of string that Emily can wear like a purse to bring him places.
❥ Dead Letters: Letters from Sara and Plumeria, found after their deaths.
❥ Funko Pop - A Funko Pop of one of your loved ones, namely Seteth! It’s… actually weirdly detailed, compared to the others. Collect them all!
Keeping
❥ Corkboard x6 - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
❥ Punk Jeans x4 - A pair of black skinny jeans torn and safety pinned back together so thoroughly, you’re not sure how much of the fabric is left. But hey, they fit!
❥ Bathrobe - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.” Used to make a blanket for Emily.
❥ “Letter Opener” - A serrated combat knife that wouldn’t be out of place trying to survive in the wilderness.
❥ Ten-Gallon Hat - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
❥ Wooden Flute - Hand-carved and actually really nice. There’s not even really a drawback to this one.
❥ Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world.
❥ Bucket of Bricks - A plastic bucket with a lid full of small, colorful, interconnecting blocks. The only limit to what you can build is your imagination! No minifigures included, we’re not made of money.
❥ 9999 in 1 Game Device - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
❥ Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
❥ Bootleg Bear Plush - A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
❥ Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
❥ Free Trial Disc - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
❥ Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
❥ Black Lotuss - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
❥ At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though.
❥ Snow Globe - A souvenir from… it looks like Garreg Mach Monastery? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
❥ Stuffed Kangaroo - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
❥ Waterfall Poster - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
❥ Wizard Hat - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork. Used to make a pillow for Emily.
❥ Parkour 101 - A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment.
❥ Toy Laser Sword - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
❥ Antique Clasp: An expensive-looking clasp with an outdated design. It probably belongs to someone who is not up on trends. Received back from Yeager on Week 3, Tuesday
❥ Live Bait x5 - A styrofoam cup just… full of worms. In case you want to go fishing, or pull a really mean prank! I will figure out how to use this.
❥ Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
❥ The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck! Turned into a bed for Emily.
❥ Labcoat - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor! Used to make a bedsheet for Emily.
❥ Velvet Cape - A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
❥ Nisse - A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home.
❥ Foam Dart Pistol - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
❥ Dusty Book of Fables: A well-loved book of children's fables. It probably belongs to someone who has fond memories associated with it. Received back from Zaveid on Week 3
❥ “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.
❥ Action Figure - A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period.
❥ Solum's Core - In its current unhatched state, it looks somewhere between a snail shell and an egg paperweight, and gives off a soft golden glow. It's not clear what it's for, but spend enough time with it and you'll wonder how you ever lived without it! Decus wants her to hold onto it, but not use it, so she will.
❥ Globe - A spinning globe of the Earth! Country lines guaranteed accurate at… some point in time!
❥ Trust Exercises and You! - A thorough guide to conducting, coordinating, and adjudicating exercises from the classic trust fall to the more advanced. Be the self-made king of your workplace and transmit all your good vibes with this book from wordsmith and morale expert… the name seems to have been blacked out?
❥ Air Tank - A tank of air suitable for diving. It would be a great help towards getting out of here… if it weren’t empty.
❥ “Social Distancing Device” x3 - A six-foot-long staff, with a pointed blade at the end. Yep, it’s a spear! Has all the powers of a spear, too. Like stabbing.
❥ Hat - A wide-brimmed red hat, perfect for completing an iconic look if you have a matching coat. Carmen's? Holding onto it.
❥ Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
❥ “Almond Flavoring” x4 - A tightly-sealed vial of some kind of powder with a skull and crossbones on it and a very direct warning label informing the reader that it’s Literally Just Cyanide. WE'RE GOING TO FIND A SAFE WAY TO DISPOSE OF THIS SHE KNOWS HOW TO READ.
❥ Wetsuit - A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
❥ Marionette - An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view. Surprisingly fun to mix and match with each other!
❥ Tea Variety Pack - An assortment of different teas, mostly green tea blends. If you find one you like, better hope another one of these drops, because there’s only one of each in here!
❥ Sweet Apple Blend Tea: A tea blended with two types of apple peels. Elegant and sweet, it is popular among common folk and nobles alike.
❥ Forget-me-nots: A bundle of dried forget-me-not flowers, collected over time and tied with a pink ribbon. Some seem relatively fresher than others.
❥ Incredible Soaking Device - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this.
❥ Eyepatch - Yarr! Ye can be a real pirate now! Did you know eyepatches were used predominantly to improve eyesight in dark areas below deck? I’m pretty sure that’s true, anyway, someone told me that at a camp once.
❥ “Personal Space Reminder” - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
❥ Bible+ x2 - A copy of the Bible! Hang on, there’s an extra section at the back… why is there a number of uses for legumes in here? why is there a bunch of ads for SeaWorld in the second one?
❥ _____ in Wonderland - A copy of Alice in Wonderland, except Alice’s name has been replaced with yours. That’s the power of public domain, baby.
❥ An alternate outfit - This outfit is the height of Finnish mage fashion! But it's a little warm too.
❥ Diamond - Literally just a raw diamond, about the size of a pea, that looks freshly dug up from somewhere.
❥ Starfleet Uniform: It's a Starfleet uniform! They come in red (command and navigation), blue (medical/science), and gold (engineering/communications). Which one will you wear? Go nuts, it's a classic cosplay!
Up For Grabs
❥ Bucket of Bricks x5- A plastic bucket with a lid full of small, colorful, interconnecting blocks. The only limit to what you can build is your imagination! No minifigures included, we’re not made of money.
❥ Ten-Gallon Hat x5 - A hat perfect for wearing in a western - or on stage singing country music. Yeehaw!
❥ Free Trial Disc x4 - A CD advertising 2000 hours of free internet. Man, these sure have gotten desperate, huh?
❥ Bootleg Bear Plush x5- A plush of some strange bear that’s black on its right side and white on its left, with one poorly-stitched red eye. Who is he? Why is he here? He has a terrible aura...
❥ Blobfish Kigurumi x5 - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world.
❥ Waterfall Poster x3 - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
❥ Labcoat x4 - A standard white labcoat, perfect for pretending you’re a lab assistant to some kind of professor!
❥ Nisse x6 - A stuffed friend for the holidays, or really any other time of the year - Gaze upon it, love it, take it home.
❥ Foam Dart Pistol x4 - A small pistol that uses pressurized air to shoot foam darts! No notable brand, but it works well enough.
❥ Toy Laser Sword - A toy sword handle with a collapsible blade in one of several different colors! Not affiliated with any existing multimedia franchise.
❥ The Dreaded Knarrevik x5 - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
❥ Black Lotuss x3 - Oh man, this is like the most expensive trading card in the… hang on now, it’s counterfeit! What a ripoff!
❥ Life-Sized Stuffed Penguin x3 - A stuffed penguin about a foot and a half tall. Looks almost real, but is almost unbelievably soft.
❥ Non-Descript Golden Man Award - A gold statue of a blank man, sized to be held in one hand! A sign on the bottom says it’s for… Best Grandma? Unfortunately it’s not even made out of gold, it’s just gold-painted bronze.
❥ 9999 in 1 Game Device x4 - A handheld device for playing retro games! There’s actually only about twenty, they just repeat in the menu until they reach 9999. Also they all suck.
❥ “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” x2 - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.
❥ Bathrobe x4 - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
❥ Stuffed Kangaroo x3 - About a foot tall, and… it’s a kangaroo, what do you want from me?
❥ Air Tank x3 - A tank of air suitable for diving. It would be a great help towards getting out of here… if it weren’t empty.
❥ Distinguished Dress x3 - A beautiful, beautiful… article of clothing.
❥ Shovel x2- A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
❥ Chalkboard w/ chalk: Need to figure out how to make a philosopher's stone or try to figure out who dunnit? Writing things down can help both processes!
❥ Portrait: A small hexagonal device made of metal. If activated, it displays a holographic portrait of a woman in a Starfleet uniform.
❥ Parkour 101 x4- A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. Would probably be more useful outside of your current environment.
❥ Action Figure x2- A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period.
❥ Wizard Hat x3 - A big pointy blue and silver hat! For commanding mystical energies, or maybe just looking like a dork.
❥ Do-It-Yourself Mime Kit - A very fancy makeup kit! All in shades of white and black. If being a mime isn’t your thing, it might Miraculously help you fit in with a different group of people…
❥ Orbs: Some simple, rainbow colored orbs. Something good might happen if you save them up.
❥ Incredible Soaking Device x2 - A water gun! Surely you will all be very responsible with this.
❥ Wetsuit x2- A full skintight wetsuit! Somehow, despite the random nature of the vending machine, it fits you perfectly.
❥ “Personal Space Reminder” - A small handheld device that, when you press a button, generates an external current of electricity. Could be dangerous if you touched someone with the electric parts!
❥ Eyepatch - Yarr! Ye can be a real pirate now! Did you know eyepatches were used predominantly to improve eyesight in dark areas below deck? I’m pretty sure that’s true, anyway, someone told me that at a camp once.
❥ Velvet Cape x2- A full velvet cape, perfect for swishing around and pretending you’re either an old-timey aristocrat or a vampire. Also useful if you wanna get a LARP started in here.
❥ Red cloth cap: A round cap made of thick red cloth, surprisingly good at keeping your head warm.
❥ At-Home Planetarium - A glass ball that lights up and projects stars! Doesn’t work if the room is too big or if the lights are on, though.
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